LONG HAIR STRUGGLES

HI YOU ALL!!

Is Queen Bobs here, AKA Constança, whatever you want to call me, today I´m bringing you the problems of having long hair. For those who say I don´t have long hair, you´re probably right, but, I had longer hair and I had way shorter hair. 

In the first photo, I was either 10 or 11 and on the second one, it was taken last year in Halloween. So, for those who think I don´t know what it feels like to have long hair, think maybe once or twice before saying that. I had to put these just in case!!

But let´s begin!

1. The thing that you will have to abdicate the second your hair becomes longer is, workouts will have to be a hard decision between the workout, and your hair. If you do a bun, and this happens no matter if you´re a male or a female, you will spend half of your workout doing that bun. If you do a ponytail, get ready for your hair to get to your face the whole time. 

NEXT!!

2. Food will no longer need any seasoning. It will have hair, even if you put your hair up. I know, it is really annoying, you will find at least 1 hair in your food every week. EW!

3. The washing process will be another issue!! IT TAKES SOOO LONG!! GOD! Taking care of that long baby, is something that you need to take care otherwise, no long hair for you, honey!! 

4. Another thing is, if you want to brush your hair in a decent way without taking it all at once the first time you brush it, if you have thick hair (and by thick I mean, curly, even lightly curly), you will have to use conditioner when washing your hair. Is so important you guys, is more money being wasted, but, at least you will have all your hair (or most of it). 

MOVING ON!!

5. Brushing and blow-drying it will be another long wait for your siblings that probably want to go to the toilet BY THEMSELVES!! Stupid, right?! The one that will take ages to be complete, could be both really, but, it would be the blow-drying process!!

6. It gets so hot in the summer, that it will take you to put your hair up all the time. Result? Your hairdresser will be annoyed at you. Sorry Luísa!!

7. It will look stupid when you´re outside in a windy day, unless you take that moment to show off...

8. You can´t see an absolute sh*t in the dark, specially after waking up. 

9. There will be too many slip-ends for you to deal with them decently

10. Sleeping with a bun, is a struggle

11. Sleeping with your hair loose, that is just asking for death I´m sorry!!

12. It gets greasy all the time, and very easily.

13. It will always get in your face.

14. Your hair will get stuck everywhere, headphones and specially ear piercings.

15. You always need a hairband, but when you lose one and you need one, you never find it again!

AND, THAT´S IT FROM ME TODAY!!

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I will see you next time,

Queen Bobs!!!!

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