MY MORNING ROUTINE - PARODY

HELLO BOBS FAMILY AND WELCOME BACK!!

So, I don´t know about you guys, but, school (in this case college) is just about to start in less than two weeks. I´m pretty excited but scared, at same time, because, I will be meeting completely new people, that are out of my ordinary life. With starting school, we all go back to our boring and slow morning routine that we used to have. 

Let´s get into it. 

So, the first thing I do in the morning, is really, waking up. This process might be slow and take a very LONG time, as I probably spent some time of last night in my phone. If my phone or alarm clock doesn´t work, by 7:25, my dad or my mum, are waking me up with speakers playing ACDC, which means, you wake up like this:

Next, we have the bathroom. I mean, the first thing I do in the morning after waking up, is going to the bathroom. But, we only have one bathroom, and for four people, it can be a serious struggle. Specially, when you have a 6-year old brother who loves to spend 1 hour in the toilet watching his favorite show. 

The machine doesn´t work with air, right? We have to get something healthy inside ourselves and that´s why, I just bring some raw eggs with bread and a cup of boiled water. Healthy and delicious!!

Now, is time to brush our teeth, but we want to smell good, so we´ll use shampoo or shower gel instead! It might take slightly longer, so I advise you to this in a rush. 

Then we have to take a shower, but I love outdoors, so I just get the towel, and I go to my backyard and wait to rain. If it doesn´t rain, I still put some shampoo and I will find a puddle or simply go to school like that.

Dressing up, I will just get a t-shirt, although is only 10 degrees outside, put a pair of jeans on and then, put two different pair of shoes on my feet with different socks. If my mum doesn´t notice, I will be safe. 


I hope this was useful, lmao!! NO!!

This was just a joke, I clearly don´t do this, because if I did, I would be in serious trouble. I hope you have enjoyed, if you did enjoyed reading it, comment down below. Don´t forget to see my social media, I will keep you guys updated and notified about everything.

Remember Bobs, treat people with kindness,

And I will see you all next time!!!


Queen Bobs!!!